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When "working girls"
(Riley Mason, Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Tiger, Sierra Sinn, Felix Vicious
and Nyomi Zen) get together to share some of their shocking trick tales, we
get brutally honest accounts of what it's like to fuck for a living in the
bowels of Los Angeles (Eon won't call it L.A. and he STILL won't shoot in
the Valley). These girls may have different stories, but they have one thing
in common: "Old Mans Hands" (a creepy old raincoater played by Dirty Harry).
They find something else to share when they pick up an old VHS copy of the
OG New Wave Hookers at a garage sale: something makes them keep watching,
and before they know it, they're captivated and turned on, and they become
... Neu Wave Hookers. Fascinated with the films strange hold they decide to
investigate, breaking in and snooping around VCA HQ, where they uncover the
infamous "Dark Report #2" (an ancient press release where Greg Dark brags
about "discovering" Traci at a car wash). In a role that gives new meaning
to "role play", Dana DeArmond plays the notorious bombshell, giving, perhaps,
the most provocative blowjob in DVD history.
You may be wondering
why it's changed from New to Neu? One reason is because this isn't a sequel;
it's a re-envisioning of the Dark Bros. opus. And just as the girls in the
original become freaks when exposed to the new wave music, the sizzling
soundtrack to this film (Gold Chains & Sue Cie, Electrocute, Dirty Sanchez,
Avenue D, etc.) is enough to turn any slut into a Neu Wave Hooker. Eon McKai
worked hard to bring you the neu shit, and with this project he finally
realized his dream of creating a stable where the guys are dreamy enough for
your girlfriend and the girls are nasty enough for your boyfriend. Eon McKai
is even more sensitive, but even harder than ever. So tell her, she's not a
slut ... she's a Neu Wave Hooker. This is Neu Wave Hookers! |